root@unheist:~$
$UNHEIST logo: raccoon in a ski mask returning a money bag to a vault

$UNHEIST

> reversing heist...

Hackers took $6B from traders.
This coin's fees go back to holders.

The worst heist ever: a raccoon broke into the vault… and put the bags back.

// contract_address

6QGJQdAzyEajR8PCACq9nryVAhSDkk7mqiR4ikN3pump

Live on pump.fun. Only trust the CA posted here and on @Crypto_Chief3.

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// how_holder_rewards_work

  1. 01 $UNHEIST is launched on pump.fun as a Holder Rewards coin. That setting is chosen at launch.
  2. 02 Every trade pays pump.fun's standard fees. The part normally called the creator fee doesn't go to the creator. It goes to a rewards vault for the coin.
  3. 03 From time to time, pump.fun distributes the vault in SOL, automatically, to wallets holding at least the minimum eligible amount (currently about $20 worth of the coin), split pro rata to holdings.
  4. 04 Distribution costs (network fees) are covered from the vault first, and pump.fun skips a distribution if the vault is too small. So amounts vary and can be zero. Nothing to claim. Just hold in your own wallet.

Rules and fee rates are set by pump.fun and can change. Read the source: pump.fun/docs/fees.

Holder rewards are a pump.fun platform feature that sends this coin's creator fee to eligible holders. Amounts vary, may be zero, and aren't guaranteed.

// evidence_locker

Parody cartoon hacker sweating at a terminal typing git revert heist, caption We're giving it back
exhibit_a.jpg
Raccoon putting money bags back in a vault, caption Worst heist ever, he put it back
exhibit_b.jpg
Two panel meme: hackers take from traders, UNHEIST creator fee goes to holders
exhibit_c.jpg

// comms

Dev: @Crypto_Chief3